![]() She says to him, holding the teapot: "Sir, there's a talking frog here who wants to take out a loan, he says his dad's Mick Jagger and that he'll put this up as collateral. Patricia, looking bewildered, heads into the back room to see the manager. And as for collateral, take this" The frog produces a used teapot from his bag, and hands it to Patricia. Well, he's an old friend of the manager here, and I'm sure if you go and speak with him he'll sort it all out. ![]() "Well Patricia, you don't need to call me sir, my name's Mr. The frog takes his backpack off and starts responding. "Well sir, have you called to book a meeting? Have you brought the relevant papers? What assets do you have that we can take as collateral?" she says to the frog. Patricia is baffled, she's never seen a talking frog before, but her shifts almost over and she doesn't want any trouble so she goes along with it. The frog says to her "Hello Patricia, I'd like to apply for a loan". He walks up to the teller, and sees from her name badge that she's called Patricia Whack. ![]() I only know this from a friend telling me it years ago, so I'm sure I can't do it the justice that Norm did but.Ī frog walks into a bank to apply for a loan.
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